The Physics of Family

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My daughter Elena Grace, breaking a board as part of her Black Belt testing last weekend

The summer I graduated from university, I joined my mom’s Karate class for a couple months. She had been participating for a year or so in a class comprised entirely of women (aside from the male Sensei), and pleasantly free of any of the pressures of machismo or testosterone.

I thoroughly enjoyed the lessons, and the time with my Mom—both in class, and practicing the precisely choreographed  katas in her back yard. The katas themselves are series of specific movements, designed to train your muscles to react rapidly without waiting on  input from the brain. There’s something peaceful and satisfying—almost meditative—in the practice, even though the ultimate application of those moves may not be entirely intended as a peaceful pursuit…

Elena Grace performing her choreographed Forms

Elena Grace performing her choreographed Forms

I was only enrolled for the couple months between my college graduation and my planned wedding, and my lasting memory of my Testing (when I expected to add a stripe to my white belt, but walked away instead with a whole new belt-color) is my mother’s repeated yelps from the side: “Don’t hit her arms! It’s a sleeveless wedding dress!”  Given how easily I bruise, it’s nothing short of miraculous that I walked down the aisle the following week without any visible bruises. My mom, on the other hand, broke a bone in her foot during her own Testing (for a fifth belt-color, if I remember right) and was told she couldn’t wear that perfect pair of shoes she had found for the wedding. She wore them anyway; there’s a little bit of stubbornness in our family!

Christian's board break

Christian’s board break

Sometimes during that summer, the two of us would attend extra practices at another university Dojo—a mixed-gender class with the advantage of additional assistance from some good-looking male Black Belts. (Yeah, I know—I just said I was about to get married… But I think it was my mom who quipped about marriage: “You can still window-shop; you just can’t finger the goods!“)

On one of those occasions, a Black Belt was working through a set of defensive moves with me, and tortuously trying to explain why they work.  His abstruse explication suddenly solidified in my head (fresh out of several semesters of Physics) with the single word he’d been attempting to illustrate.

Christian & Elena Grace waiting to spar

Christian & Elena Grace waiting to spar

“It’s Torque, isn’t it?” I blurted. I sometimes think men believe the word “Torque” belongs to them. If I were marketing a testosterone-booster for a pharmaceutical company, that’s what I would name it!

Gendered musings aside, Physics are the underlying explanation for every martial art. The simple forces studied in Physics 101 explain every move in martial arts.

Leverage, torque, momentum, center of gravity… A smaller or less muscled person can overcome a much larger and more powerful adversary by applying simple Physics—as Elena Grace proved in her Black Belt testing for Taekwondo last weekend.

Christian and Elena Grace have been enrolled for several years now in a school that was relatively new when they started. Earlier this year, Christian became the first in this school to earn his Black Belt after starting in the “Junior ” class, and this weekend Elena Grace became the first in the school to earn her Black Belt after starting in the “Tiny Tiger” class of five-year-olds.

Elena Grace: outsized but not outclassed

Elena Grace: outsized but not outclassed

Her diminutive figure looked humorously out of place among the mostly-adult group Friday night, but the moves she’s learning could work effectively on the fierce-looking military type to her right, or the overweight balding guy behind her. She doesn’t need size, because she has the “magic” of Physics behind her.

I know that magic and science are thought to be opposites; after all, “magic” is a word usually used for things that science can’t seem to explain. But science has always seemed pretty magical to me. Particularly Physics, where things happen that seem completely counter-intuitive to our “common sense.”

I’ve been having similar thoughts this week about Family.  Talk about inexplicable forces of attraction and repulsion…

Last weekend our sons were in Kapena’s room having a “Brothers Talk,” and I overheard some snippets that made me smile. Kapena was orating earnestly: “There’s nothing more important than Family.” (Indeed, his second tattoo was the word ‘Ohana—Hawai’ian for ‘Family’.) “But what I’ve figured out is that Family isn’t just about blood.”

Elena Grace sparring against her brother Christian. I imagine most siblings wish they had a sanctioned space for beating on each other!

Elena Grace sparring against her brother Christian. I imagine most siblings wish they had a sanctioned space for beating on each other!

If anyone can speak on this topic, it’s Kapena. He has five half-siblings (three through his dad and two through his mom), one full brother, and two step-siblings—so he has experienced the full range. His mom refuses to acknowledge that his dad’s kids are his siblings; I once heard her ask him derisively, “why would you even call them your siblings?”  (Of course, her kids are unquestionably his brother & sister…) I was proud of his answer on that occasion: “It’s not a matter of opinion, Mom; it’s biology.”

It’s clear, with him, that the degree of blood relationship has very little to do with the strength of the family bond. He has grown very close with one of his older sisters (Keoni’s daughter Anela), with whom he got a matching “Tyler” tattoo on his sixteenth birthday. His full brother alternates between abusing him and asking for money, and Kapena doesn’t speak with him any more. And then there’s his step-brother (though Kapena never uses the “step” designation in referring to him), about whom Kapena feels very brotherly. Hence the chat the other day.

At the end of the day, families may be formed by biology—but relationships are formed by choice.  Science with a little magic thrown in!  I’ll leave you with Erma Bombeck’s description of Family, which has always made me smile:

The family.  We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.

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22 responses to “The Physics of Family

  • Emmie Mears

    Great post, Kana, as usual. As someone who has four parents and was born an only child only to end up the youngest of five, this is a theme in my life as well.

    And I want to get my black belt.

    • Kana Tyler

      Getting OLDER siblings is particularly strange to deal with, isn’t it? It just doesn’t jibe with our natural expectations… Although… Having said that, I think it was as much as an adjustment for Kapena (who had always been the “baby” of seven) as it was for Christian (who had reasonably expected always to be the oldest). I’m just happy that each of them has been pleased with the new family configuration: Kapena pleased to BE a big brother, and Christian pleased to HAVE one. :)

  • El Guapo

    Seriously, you and Keoni have done an incredible job with your kids!

  • jannatwrites

    Awesome post and wonderful family! Sounds like Kapena has a good head on his shoulders. Blood is one bond that can tie people together, but it doesn’t necessarily make them ‘close’, as evidenced in his relationship with his full brother. So glad relationships with the others are good.

  • khellriegel

    Excellent post! I liked the story line about the karate in the beginning with your mother and the bonding. Perhaps you should try aikido for additional bonding!

  • Chatter Master

    Congratulations to Elena Grace and Christian!

    Congratulations to you and your family for living ‘love’ and acceptance. These bonds don’t need discovered, they exist, and they are wonderful!!!!

  • Karen Syed

    You know, I’m not sure why you don’t show more pride in your family. snort. You mom, you! LOL I can feel you smiling from here.

  • lameadventures

    Yours is quite a cool family Kana — and I love it that Elena Grace can hold her own against people ten times her size in karate class. I wouldn’t mess with her (or Christian)!

  • Eliza Shane

    The truest of words, Kana. The blended families, families of choice, we’ll ride waves into the future on those sturdy bonds. I have three children; two daughters (with different fathers) and one step-son. The parent and sibling relationships are all unique and powerful. it’s good, I think, to just love without having to justify it with a biological connection.

    Congrats to your kiddos on their achievements! I spent many a long Saturday parked at the sidelines watching my son work through his katas on testing and tournament days.

  • i mayfly

    It is oh so effortness to read your stories – smooth as but-ter. – Nikki

  • idahograndy

    And here is one very excited Grandy, waiting to welcome all three grandchildren (bio and chosen) for Christmas…even though the younger two outrank me. Black belts. Ye gods. I will try not to tick them off. :)

  • eric.rial

    I rarely have a lull in my happiness and passion for life, but sitting here enjoying my day and getting into the holiday spirit, your story reached into a place I don’t go often. Glad your Mom was there for you and hope you continue to be the mother your daughter needs. Thanks for the post.

  • Coyote

    Great post. Several years ago my whole family took up Tae Kwon Do. 2 of my son and myself achieved Black belt my wife attempted her Black belt but her back went on her and she could not complete her grading. We left the area before our youngest son was able to grade as a black belt. He was a black tip when we left.
    I believe it brought our family closer. We never competed but we all supported one another. Our sons have brothers who look out for each other. They are close, even when apart.

    Cliff

    • Kana Tyler

      What a fantastic bonding-experience! I know it first-hand, from my brief time in class with my mom, and from watching our two youngest… Those two are in a NOT-getting-along phase at the moment, but underneath the surface-grumbling, I know they’ve got each others’ backs… Christian shows a spark of big-brother pride when he talks about her kicking butt, and Elena Grace turns to him for reassurance when she’s uncertain (eg. right before her Testing)… I try to remember THOSE moments when the two of them are bickering! ;)

  • Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples

    Hi Kana,
    Your photos brought back memories of the Tae Kwon Do classes I attended in my late teens.
    I have a mixed lot in my family, and I class them all as my siblings…biology is important to me but so is love and loyalty.
    The loyal people who love me (irrespective of biology) are also family and that’s great…it makes my family larger. :-)

  • Widdershins

    I”m trying to open your latest post, ‘Like falling off a bike’ and all I keep getting is, ‘page not found’. I don’t mind reading it from my email, but there’s nothing like visiting in the flesh – so to speak … any of your other regulars having this problem?

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